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Postby bringmeaslab on Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:38 am

I don't know about the worst move ever, but Roadhouse is definitely the best worst movie ever!
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Postby TalkingBull on Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:32 am

Battlefield Earth was so incredibly awful, I felt violated.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:38 pm

Whereas The Pirate Movie totally sucked.

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Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:19 am

Which pirate movie are we talking about?
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:55 pm

The one called The Pirate Movie. 1982 musical starring Christopher Atkins. Had a mixture of tunes from Pirates of Penzance intertwined with crappy '80s love songs.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:05 am

The Black Spot wrote:Oh dear lord - Batman and Robin. I'd tried to purge this appalling heap of cack from my memory... and then Gahvandure has to remind me.


At least they are finally on track with the Christian Bale series !
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Postby ke_mikiao on Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:01 am

Clifford wrote:Dune by David Lynch :)



ramen....


thats a movie that needs to be remade.......badly
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:20 am

ke_mikiao wrote:
Clifford wrote:Dune by David Lynch :)



ramen....


thats a movie that needs to be remade.......badly


ARRRGH ! Ye haven't seen thee Space Channel series ? They might be on DVD , you should be happy with the remake .
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Postby Lumpy2783 on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:37 pm

Ever seen the Brotherhood movies? Vampire flics? I threw up after seeing ten minutes of the first one....Arrggg t'was horrid
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Postby kged on Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:55 am

The adaptation of "Fatherland", Robert Harris' half-decent book about an alternate history where the Nazis won WWII and Europe is Grosse Deutschland, is so bad it made me want to bleach my optic nerves, to remove the stain. You know those other movies where a guy writes a script, and Hollywood execs rip its guts out and replace all its ideas and themes with lowest-common-denominator garbage, to please a dullard public? It's just like one of those. If you've read the book, but not seen the film, you should - on the basis that your life afterwards will be lived in the certain knowledge that things can only get better from that point on.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:05 am

Zombie Honeymoon

Only one zombie, doesn't go full zombie 'til near the end. Doesn't spread the disease. Huge let down. Sucked.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:01 pm

Epic Movie.



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Postby thelastpirate on Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:02 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Epic Movie.



I didn't even want to finish it...and I didn't.


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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:41 pm

thelastpirate wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Epic Movie.



I didn't even want to finish it...and I didn't.


You speak the truth.


QFT

I finished it, but I felt sick afterwards. There were, maybe, two half-decent gags throughout.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:17 am

Then there was Date Movie...
Royally sucked.

I may be the only person who thought this, but Napoleon Dynamite. I fell asleep after forty minutes.
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