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Postby Swatopluk on Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:03 am

Nobody tosses a dwarf!
(guess, where :wink: )
Onward noodly pirates!
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:27 am

Is that where the great sport of midgit [sic] throwing comes from? Tolkien may well have been a pastafarian in that case.

From Mr Jolly Lives Next Door:

Nicholas Parsons: What exactly was your winning slogan?
Rik Mayall: Never, ever, ever, bloody, anything, ever!
Nicholas: And that was your winning slogan?
Rik: That's the one Nikky. I've lived my life by that rule!
Nicholas: I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because "never, ever, ever, bloody, anything, ever".
Rik: You're pissed, aren't you Nick?

(note to USofAvians - the word 'pissed' in the rest of the world means drunk)

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Postby Swatopluk on Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:19 am

It's time for your appointement with the Wicker Man.
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Postby beagle on Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:33 am

The Black Spot wrote:One for us Brits faced with national I.D. cards:

"Badges? We don't need no steenking badges".

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered."

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Postby Adelbert on Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:45 am

beagle wrote:The Prisoner


Hooray! Another Prisoner fan!

I have every episode on DVD.

The Professor's Wife: One learns only when the mind wants to and not at set times.
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Postby Aeger on Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:46 pm

Life of Brian:

(the romans have come to release Brian, and all of the people crucified are saying their Brian, so they can be rescued)

Man 1: I'm Brian!

Man 2: No, I'm Brian!

Man 3: I'm Brian, and so is my wife!
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Postby beagle on Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:49 pm

Adelbert wrote:
beagle wrote:The Prisoner


Hooray! Another Prisoner fan!

I have every episode on DVD.

The Professor's Wife: One learns only when the mind wants to and not at set times.
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Number 6: Everybody votes for a dictator.


I've got the VHS tapes, the theme music as a 45 RPM single, and had to be restrained from sending off for a weather balloon I could pretend was chasing me round the garden. My favourite ones are "The Chimes of Big Ben", and the one where he drives Patrick Cargill (as No. 2) mad through paranoia by appropriate use of Bizet, Goethe and Cervantes quotes (forgotten the title).


P.S. .... Theven theditiouth thcribeth from Theatharea
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Postby Swatopluk on Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:55 pm

Bravely Bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, oh Brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis-- ("That's--that's enough music for now, Lads!")
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Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!")
Bravely ran away, away. ("I didn't!")
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("No!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out. ("I never did!")
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat, ("All lies!")
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin! ("I never!")

He is packing it in,
And packing it up,
And sneaking away,
And buggering off,
And chickening out,
And pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:46 pm

Adelbert wrote:Hooray! Another Prisoner fan!


That's three of us then. My favourite is "Many Happy Returns", where the village is deserted and No. 6 escapes on a raft.

Oh yes, a quote:

Be seeing you...
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Postby beagle on Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:44 pm

The Black Spot wrote:Oh yes, a quote:

Be seeing you...


Hmmm. Remember this one?

Good night children, everywhere.

(cue Pennyfarthing).
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:01 pm

beagle wrote:Hmmm. Remember this one?

Good night children, everywhere.

(cue Pennyfarthing).


Was that the one where he was telling a secret agent story to the kids?

"And that, children, is how I saved the world from the mad scientist."
"Bah! Even with children he won't let anything slip!"

Da-Da-Daaaaaaa (etc)
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:37 pm

More Life of Brian:

Brian's Mother: 'es not the Messiah - 'es a very naughty boy!

and:

Brian: Alright! I am the Messiah!!
Crowd: He is!! He is the Messiah!!
Brian: Now F*CK OFF!!!
(cold silence)
Crowd Member: How shall we f*ck off, oh Lord?
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:05 pm

I really liked The Prisoner. So surreal.

I found this picture quite some time ago on B3TA.com. I got a real kick out of it...

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Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

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Postby Grey on Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:19 pm

Napleon Dynamite~
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
The revolution has abandoned you. You're on your own now.

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

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Postby teripie on Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:41 pm

The quote that I've found most handy at Christmas when asked what I want:

"I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!"
The Producers (Only the first one counts!)

And of course everytime I get wet I start the "I'm wet! I'm wet and still hysterical! I'm wet and hysterical and in pain!" routine.
Few people 'get it.'
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