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kat wrote:I wanna know what "When I kissed with closed eyes the last time, you were the result" is from. It's making me nuts, because I'm thinking something Meg Ryan-ie.
Swatopluk wrote:That is the correct answer. Your turn
I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again.
Honest men are slaves to their conscience, and there's no predicting 'em. But you can always trust a dishonest man to stay that way...
Wise Man #1: Ahem!
Brian?s mother: Oh!
[falls over in chair]
Brian?s mother: Who are you?
Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: What?
Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?
I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window.
Yeah, so we have something to jump out of.
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