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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:21 am

moodydaniel wrote:"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me"
Julius Caesar (Kenneth Williams) on his impending murder in Carry on Cleo


Amongst all the hilarious lines in Carry on Films that is probably the finest.

I am also addicted to going 'Phwoooar!' in Kenneth Connor mode whenever I see some totty.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:40 pm

Don't forget Terry Thomas' immortal "I say!" and "Ding dong!".
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:26 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Don't forget Terry Thomas' immortal "I say!" and "Ding dong!".


Actually I think 'Ding Dong' was Leslie Phillips. But they are both too posh for me, I'm more of your common man Kenneth Connor type...'Phwoooar!' "Oooh, no missus", "Titter ye not"

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby moodydaniel on Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:05 am

From monty Python's Meaning of Life (on sex education):

Humphrey (Teacher): So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
Pupils: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Humphrey: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Humphrey: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir?
Humphrey: Good. Good. Well done, Wymer.
Pupil: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
Humphrey: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
Pupil: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
Humphrey: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

Of course, to do all the quotes and memorable moments from the film, I'd have to do the lryics from most of the songs too... You can find them here
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Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe on Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:06 pm

The Meaning of Life is a classic, but I do love The Life of Brian, especially the scene where the Centurion corrects Brian's grammar, and where they sing Look on the Bright Side of Life.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby moodydaniel on Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:09 am

Those are great scenes! For me though, it's the one where he falls off the tower "You lucky bastard!"
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:31 am

Fom Young Frankenstein. When they are riding a carriage through the woods a wolf howls and Frankenstein exclaims:

"Werewolf!"

Igor says, pointing: "Therewolf."
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:22 pm

Mel Brooks films are a gold mine of good lines. I really have to start filling my collection. Only problem is that our last good movie store shut down last year, and Wal-Mart and Target don't carry the stuff I really want.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:39 am

Well, seeing as the Princess Bride is my favorite movie, I could quote all day long. However, I think I will do a couple from Knocked up.

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

Also,

Ben Stone: Please take the chairs away. I don't like them. The big one is staring at me and that short one is being very droll.
If only Wash were a magical zombie like Jesus. I miss him. Now who will pilot my spaceship?
"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Alex Trebek: Oh good. Mr. Connery wants to say something.
Sean Connery: I've thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby CoolName on Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:13 pm

Obi-Wan Kenobi wrote: These are not the droids your looking for.

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe on Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:20 pm

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

Can't help it; I love 007 films.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:42 pm

Run Away!

Run Away!


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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:03 am

I don't know if we've had this one before:

Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe on Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:31 pm

From Blade Runner (I can't remember the name of Edward James Olmos's character to save my life):
It's too bad she wont live. But then again, who does?
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby fueledbycoffee on Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:17 am

I can't believe that I didn't remember this sooner but one of my all-time favourites is "Evil is amongst us... Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention! I kick arse for the lord!" from Brain Dead.
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