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Who Rules?

Superman
1
6%
Batman
1
6%
Spiderman
2
12%
One of the X-Men
1
6%
One of the Fantastic Four
0
No votes
Iron Man
2
12%
Captain America
0
No votes
The Flash
1
6%
Wonder Woman
0
No votes
Increible Hulk
0
No votes
Silver Surfer
1
6%
One of the Watchmen
2
12%
The Tick
1
6%
Some obscure misfit nobody's ever heard of
5
29%
 
Total votes : 17

Postby Taidje Khan on Sat May 24, 2008 4:19 pm

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Postby EarthRise on Sat May 24, 2008 6:03 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker

the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement


Rot in hell.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat May 24, 2008 8:57 pm

Argh !

Ye be a blaggard , strun voice thoit lad , he ought be on Mericon Idul !
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat May 24, 2008 9:07 pm

EarthRise wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker

the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement


Rot in hell.

I knew not to click on it.

Does it count as spam?


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Postby Taidje Khan on Sun May 25, 2008 3:42 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.


Captain America was part of a government project during WWII, he got his powers by drinking a serum which transformed him into a perfect physical specimen. He is property of the U.S. Government, as is the serum. When one guy dies, they just give the serum to somebody else.

Captain America isn't dead. He's just a new guy now.

Don't you people know anything???
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun May 25, 2008 4:13 pm

Taidje Khan wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.


Captain America was part of a government project during WWII, he got his powers by drinking a serum which transformed him into a perfect physical specimen. He is property of the U.S. Government, as is the serum. When one guy dies, they just give the serum to somebody else.

Captain America isn't dead. He's just a new guy now.

Don't you people know anything???


I actually did know that.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 26, 2008 1:46 am

Taidje Khan wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.


Captain America was part of a government project during WWII, he got his powers by drinking a serum which transformed him into a perfect physical specimen. He is property of the U.S. Government, as is the serum. When one guy dies, they just give the serum to somebody else.

Captain America isn't dead. He's just a new guy now.

Don't you people know anything???

Just because your powers get given to someone else doesn't make them the same person as you. Captain America had a different personality to the new guy. Sure, he's the same hero, but not the same, inside.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Postby ken worley on Mon May 26, 2008 8:26 am

I think some young artist could make a fortune with a new Heroine.


THe "Sudden Strumpet".

Dry and serious anthropologist by day,

Not-quite-so-dry, slutty crimefighter by night.

...who uses dirty, twisted, animalistically perverse sex to subdue villains, or to extract info from sleazy lowlifes, or just to be whorish.

This idea is made of money.
You could make a zillion dollars, especially as an online serial.
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Postby Hqrsie on Mon May 26, 2008 9:55 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
Taidje Khan wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.


Captain America was part of a government project during WWII, he got his powers by drinking a serum which transformed him into a perfect physical specimen. He is property of the U.S. Government, as is the serum. When one guy dies, they just give the serum to somebody else.

Captain America isn't dead. He's just a new guy now.

Don't you people know anything???

Just because your powers get given to someone else doesn't make them the same person as you. Captain America had a different personality to the new guy. Sure, he's the same hero, but not the same, inside.


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Postby Clifford on Mon May 26, 2008 11:34 am

Moral Minority wrote:Villains are much better.


Cheers to that
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 26, 2008 7:57 pm

Clifford wrote:
Moral Minority wrote:Villains are much better.


Cheers to that

I concur.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon May 26, 2008 7:57 pm

ken worley wrote:I think some young artist could make a fortune with a new Heroine.


THe "Sudden Strumpet".

Dry and serious anthropologist by day,

Not-quite-so-dry, slutty crimefighter by night.

...who uses dirty, twisted, animalistically perverse sex to subdue villains, or to extract info from sleazy lowlifes, or just to be whorish.

This idea is made of money.
You could make a zillion dollars, especially as an online serial.


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Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue May 27, 2008 4:56 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
EarthRise wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker

the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement


Rot in hell.

I knew not to click on it.

Does it count as spam?


Captain America was shot through the head by a sniper, in the Civil War series. Quite funny, actually. He lives for ages, breaking heaps of bad guys, and he gets shot through the head.


technicaly no

it was originaly

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:14 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker

the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement


You die. No revolver. Machetes. Very slow.

That's the last fucking time I trust LPM...


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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:33 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:I just can't friggin wait for heith ledger as joker

the original batman movie however sucked
this would have been an improvement


You die. No revolver. Machetes. Very slow.

That's the last fucking time I trust LPM...


Why has nobody fucking mentioned Asterix?


Other than that, Dr. Manhattan has all you suckers beat. He could PWN everything else combined.
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