Batman v/s Iron Man

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Who would win a fight?

Batman
9
45%
Iron Man
9
45%
It'd be a tie
2
10%
 
Total votes : 20

Postby Moral Minority on Sun May 25, 2008 8:13 am

EarthRise wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Just because they made a lot of money doesn't mean they're any good. I mean, just look at The Matrix Reloaded! It sucked! And what was the deal with the huge bogan underground party at Xion, anyway?


It was to demonstrate their 'humanity' by doing something the machines could never do.

Translate: fuck in a huge pile.


One more reason I rooted for the machines.

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Postby Taidje Khan on Sun May 25, 2008 3:38 pm

Rainswept wrote:success isn't quality.


I know! I'm not saying that it is! I'm saying that both success AND quality should be taken into account.

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That is all.
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Postby Hqrsie on Fri May 30, 2008 10:07 pm

But what we really want to know is

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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri May 30, 2008 10:50 pm

Who goes on top?
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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby Tiffy-o on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:47 pm

Batman, because Iron Man never had Tim Burton direct a film about him (Nor had Danny Elfman do his score--mmm Danny Elman scores...yum.)
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Postby Tiffy-o on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:47 pm

Hqrsie wrote:But what we really want to know is

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Hahahaahahahahahaha. Tin Man, because he can sing, damnit.
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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby ken worley on Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:00 pm

Yah, but he was all sickly from the silver paint, right?(seems I heard, trivially)


BTW, am I hallucinating, or is the tin man sporting a tiny camel-toe?....weird.
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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby Hqrsie on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:38 pm

in retrospect, with the steam coming from Tinman's spout and the foggy background behind Iron Man, I feel that the horizontal juxtaposition is wrong....
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:00 am

Hqrsie wrote:in retrospect, with the steam coming from Tinman's spout and the foggy background behind Iron Man, I feel that the horizontal juxtaposition is wrong....

Ah, we have an observant one here, folks.

Interesting...interesting.

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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby Rainswept on Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:44 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:And what's Toto doing behind him?


Are you kidding? He looks like a fire-hydrant even to me!
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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby Moral Minority on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:22 pm

Tim Burton is God!


:worship: Tim Burton.
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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby Tiffy-o on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:23 pm

Rainswept wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:And what's Toto doing behind him?


Are you kidding? He looks like a fire-hydrant even to me!



Hehehehe.
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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:37 am

Rainswept wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:And what's Toto doing behind him?


Are you kidding? He looks like a fire-hydrant even to me!

Well, I was going to say it, but I thought it would be better to let people come to their own conclusions.
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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby Taidje Khan on Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:47 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:CUM to their own conclusions.


Oh man, did I ever! Whew. Better scrape that into the army jar.

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Re: Batman v/s Iron Man

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:07 am

Taidje Khan wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:CUM to their own conclusions.


Oh man, did I ever! Whew. Better scrape that into the army jar.

I have enough soldiers to conquer all of Asia as soon as I find a uterus for them.
















Uh. Huh.










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