What does a Paleopastafarian eat

[PaleoPastafarian]

A vast ye mateys.

I don´t eat any grain based foods, so I don´t eat pasta.

When I cease to naturally exist, will I be sent to the bottom of the sauce pan?

Thanks,

PaleoPastafarian

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

FAQ

[EarthRise]

You need to identify yourself as a new convert, also.

Don't understand how you can avoid the love of grain-based foods, but in any case, He is cool with it.