Blue Cheese and Bacon Penne

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Blue Cheese and Bacon Penne

Postby DeltaFox on Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:49 am

This is your doctor´s definiate choice! Heart problems, here I come!

Three handfulls* (unboiled) of Penne Rigate-Pasta
300grams/ enough* bacon
one leek*
4dl/pintful* of REAL cream (no fake creams made of veggie oil)
100grams/handfull* of cheap blue cheese (or more, or even steven more)
shitloads***! of garlic

*amounts can vary. If you don´t like the taste of blue cheese, put less of it. By definition, more is better, in every aspect of life. Especially with garlic! And blue cheese!

+Two to four good lager beers, preferably european, mexican or chinese.

Boil the pasta about 10-15 minutes (dry pasta). You should notice when it´s al dente, if not, keep reading "cooking for dummies"-books. Rinse it.

Cut the bacon into thins strips and fry them in frying pan. Do not make bacon-crackers, leave it a bit soft. Add thinly sliced leek, garlic, and carefully start melting the blue cheese in the frying pan. Do not let it burn! Add cream and pasta to frying pan, stir well, and serve with lager beer.

This is in no way romantic food, it kills sexual desires and makes you sleepy for whole evening. You also need hour or two of excercise to burn the extra fat.

Recommended beverages;

Chinese Zhujiang
Mexican Corona
Estonian Saku Kuld
Czech Budejovický Budvar Dark Lager (don´t confuse it with shitty budweiser)
Danish Heineken
Every damn beer ever brewed in germany or in hungary!

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:00 pm

That sounds awesome. But surely don't leave all the bacon grease in the pan do you? My heart hurts thinking about it.
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Postby anthrobabe on Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:05 pm

Delta is from Finland--- the bacon grease stays in--- it helps them stay warm in the winter
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Postby DeltaFox on Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:01 am

Bacon fat is optional, but recommended :)
Our winter is wussy nowadays, not enough pirates to keep our climate cool, I used my light summer clothing around year. No extra fat needed.

Btw. You can eat fair amount of fat and drink beer if you do some excercising. I have something 1-2 litres of beer a day, and eat fatty food. At january I had 99cm waist, but I quickly lost 10cm after I started to have 10-20km (8-10miles?) running trips three times a week. During my army service I lost all the fat I had collected during my wild years.

This is just a little hint for you americans. You don´t have to keep an eye at what are you eating if you use all the energy you get from food. Running, sex three-four times a day, gym, soccer, combat sports, they keep one fit.

I don´t recommend bacon if you believe you can eat and watch tv at the same time you do your "excersizing"* ;)

*how the hell do you spell that?
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