This is your doctorÂ´s definiate choice! Heart problems, here I come!
Three handfulls* (unboiled) of Penne Rigate-Pasta
300grams/ enough* bacon
4dl/pintful* of REAL cream (no fake creams made of veggie oil)
100grams/handfull* of cheap blue cheese (or more, or even steven more)
shitloads***! of garlic
*amounts can vary. If you donÂ´t like the taste of blue cheese, put less of it. By definition, more is better, in every aspect of life. Especially with garlic! And blue cheese!
+Two to four good lager beers, preferably european, mexican or chinese.
Boil the pasta about 10-15 minutes (dry pasta). You should notice when itÂ´s al dente, if not, keep reading "cooking for dummies"-books. Rinse it.
Cut the bacon into thins strips and fry them in frying pan. Do not make bacon-crackers, leave it a bit soft. Add thinly sliced leek, garlic, and carefully start melting the blue cheese in the frying pan. Do not let it burn! Add cream and pasta to frying pan, stir well, and serve with lager beer.
This is in no way romantic food, it kills sexual desires and makes you sleepy for whole evening. You also need hour or two of excercise to burn the extra fat.
Estonian Saku Kuld
Czech BudejovickÃ½ Budvar Dark Lager (donÂ´t confuse it with shitty budweiser)
Every damn beer ever brewed in germany or in hungary!
Because the lack of excercise, my english is a bit rusted, but itÂ´ll get better with time. If IÂ´m unable to make myself understood, ask me.
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