How do i make Ramen?

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How do i make Ramen?

Postby Platypus on Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:37 am

Hi,

I am confused about ramen, is it some special type of noodle i need to buy, or is it a way of cooking ordinary noodles, and if so, how do i do it?

Thanks,

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Postby Zankou on Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:48 am

Mr. Noodle is Ramen. That's pretty much it.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:14 am

Ramen comes in special little packages with a shiney pouch of flavoring. the noodles are boiled untill you find them to be just right. Then the shiney puch I spoke of earlier is opened and poured into the boiled noodles (with some of the water drained of course). This is then stirred until the flavoring is no longer in the powder form. From the pot you pour however much you want into a bowl and you begin to eat! :D
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Postby Zankou on Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:16 am

MR. NOODLE IS RAMEN. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT!
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:17 am

top ramen!
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Postby Platypus on Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:04 pm

Thanks for the help!!
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Postby Indrion on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:38 am

I've also found the noodles are quite tasty uncooked.
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Postby Zankou on Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:54 am

You sicko.

The kids at school are always eating raw Mr. Noodle, and it makes me sick.

They pour the little packets out all over it, and inhale the pure MSg.

it is truly sickening.

the FSM frowns on those who eat raw noodles.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:54 pm

and who are you to say the word of the FSM but a lowly grammer nazi, nothing but an ant below His Noodley Appendage. You can't just go and assume the word of the FSM what do you think this is, Christianity?
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Postby EarthRise on Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:57 pm

Teh MSG! Liquidey or gaseous cancer!

Actually, Zankou, if the MSG is in there while dry, won't it stick around when cooked? So you get the cancers anyway. Whether it is stomach or lung cancer is a different matter :)
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:07 pm

Everything is better with the risk cancer anyway. I live on the edge like that!
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Postby EarthRise on Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:53 pm

blackeyedbutch wrote:Everything is better with the risk cancer anyway. I live on the edge like that!


Good, because, well, that's the way it is.

You get cancer from standing up. You get cancer from breathing. You get cancer from looking at things. You get cancer from going outside. You get cancer from eating. You get cancer from drinking. You get cancer from talking. You get cancer from sitting on your ass all day, fearing cancer from standing up, breathing, looking, going outside, eating, drinking, talking.

You get the idea.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:01 pm

you don't get cancer from getting cancer
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Postby Occam on Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:21 pm

blackeyedbutch wrote:you don't get cancer from getting cancer


Actually you do. It's called metastasis. You are way more likely to get cancer when you've got cancer.

As a smoker, I laugh (cough) at people who are terrified of everything in the world that is carcinogenic. I'm in a race to see if I can drink myself to death before I smoke myself to death with the added random factor of extreme sports and excessive chinese food. If you want to extend your life as long as possible then great but don't waste those extra years living in fear.
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Postby EarthRise on Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:38 pm

And don't forget: you can get cancer from getting cancer removed, too!
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