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Eating or not Eating?

Postby noodlzrule38 on Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:26 pm

I was wonder, is it a good thing to be eating noodles or bad? I think it would be great right? :worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm_yarr:
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Postby EarthRise on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:13 pm

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Postby Baggy on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:27 pm

Are there any forbidden foods in this religion?
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Postby EarthRise on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:41 pm

None! With loose moral standards, can one expect something as holy as food to be withdrawn?
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Postby Baggy on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:47 pm

I suppose some categories of food could fall into "I rather you didn't...eat poison" for example.
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Postby EarthRise on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:52 pm

Ah, but is cyanide really a valid form of food?
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Postby Baggy on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:58 pm

There are natural traces of cyanide in some animals (not sure which ones though)
And polar bear's livers contain enough vitamin* (again not sure which one) to kill a man. So maybe a holy warning to pastafarians not to eat polar bear liver could prove useful.
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Postby EarthRise on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:59 pm

Eh, the FSM never really made any distinction about suicide, so I'm pretty sure he'd even be okay with eating poisonous foods.

E.g., I'm sure Alan Turing (FSM bless him) is enjoying his well-deserved beer and strippers right now, and he ate a cyanide-laced apple. I think the FSM only judges on the basis of social behaviors.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:43 am

I must disagree with you once again EarthRise cyanide is not only a valid food but also a very tastey one greatest ice cream topping ever and it can even stand on it's own as a food. Saying cyanide isn't a food is like saying bananas aren't food


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Postby SauceBeUponYe on Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:32 am

i agree with Mr. BlackEye

i enjoy cyanide on many foods and occasionally mix it into my pasta sauce in the hope that it will take me up to His Noodly Appendage, but i have yet to die from it. therefore it is a valid foodstuff, besides some blasphemers might say that eating too much of anything like salt, fat or sugar is bad for you and therefore counts as poisson but it is clearly not, and so therefore cyanide can be enjoy as part of a healthy five fruit and veg a day diet. thanks to the great FSM
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