I have a predicament.
I am a fan of the FSM, of spaghetti, and of meatballs. I have noted that the FSM does not actually appear with a sauce. However, many Pastafarians have dwelled on the attributes of sauce in the past, and even the Gospel mentions the holy sauce of the FSM.
Herein lies my problem: I cannot stand cooked tomatoes (generally speaking), and have developed a dislike for tomato sauce. Does His Noodliness permit His food to be enjoyed with alfredo sauce or with cheese and olive oil, or does the FSM demand a tomato-based sauce?
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