Papyrus FSM

[Dagfinn]

In this dynastic Egyptian piece of art, His Noodliness is depicted along with a scale, clearly symbolic of His supreme righteousness. Apparently He is also being followed around by stripper servants, but that is just inference.

[Jean Bart]

Aha, the FSM Dossier of Evidence is becoming thicker by the day!

[Dagfinn]

Indeed! And with gov't suppression gradually losing out to the noble efforts of Pastafarians everywhere, evidence will only continue to mount.

[Jean Bart]

And now for the translation...

[Dagfinn]

Well, for starters:

[E.Raser two]

In this dynastic Egyptian piece of art, His Noodliness is depicted along with a scale, clearly symbolic of His supreme righteousness. Apparently He is also being followed around by stripper servants, but that is just inference.

In my opiniom the Papirus writes about a big bird which closed the door to play music.
And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

[Dagfinn]

And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.

[E.Raser two]

And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.

but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???

[Jean Bart]

And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.

but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???

That would be his hearing aid

[E.Raser two]

That would be his hearing aid

Indeed the little paw could enter in the hole of hat

[ThorGonzo]

And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.

but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???

It looks like a leg of lamb to me.
Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.
A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?

[blackeyedbutch]

And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.

but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???

It looks like a leg of lamb to me.
Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.
A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?

but that would be FSM serving someone of lesser power that his noodlyness

[E.Raser two]

And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.

but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???

It looks like a leg of lamb to me.
Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.
A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?

but that would be FSM serving someone of lesser power that his noodlyness

No, because reading from the right to the left:
Pharaoh is preparing a lavish feast for FSM ( a Lamb Braciolette Nazarethian ) whose's dancers ,playing music and taking to birds, will open the door of stripper factory

[blackeyedbutch]

And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.

but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???

It looks like a leg of lamb to me.
Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.
A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?

but that would be FSM serving someone of lesser power that his noodlyness

No, because reading from the right to the left:
Pharaoh is preparing a lavish feast for FSM ( a Lamb Braciolette Nazarethian ) whose's dancers ,playing music and taking to birds, will open the door of stripper factory

thats better

[E.Raser two]

thats better

BUT the door of stripper factory is still closed in the painting, and we do not know if it is a real place of a state of mind.
So we need a STELE OF ROSETTA to translate the papyrus, being sure to be correct