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Papyrus FSM

Postby Dagfinn on Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:01 pm

In this dynastic Egyptian piece of art, His Noodliness is depicted along with a scale, clearly symbolic of His supreme righteousness. Apparently He is also being followed around by stripper servants, but that is just inference.

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Postby Jean Bart on Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:38 am

Aha, the FSM Dossier of Evidence is becoming thicker by the day!
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"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)
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Postby Dagfinn on Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:14 am

Indeed! And with gov't suppression gradually losing out to the noble efforts of Pastafarians everywhere, evidence will only continue to mount.

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Postby Jean Bart on Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:16 am

And now for the translation... :mrgreen:
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)
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Postby Dagfinn on Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:09 pm

Well, for starters:

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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby E.Raser two on Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:44 am

Dagfinn wrote:In this dynastic Egyptian piece of art, His Noodliness is depicted along with a scale, clearly symbolic of His supreme righteousness. Apparently He is also being followed around by stripper servants, but that is just inference.

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In my opiniom the Papirus writes about a big bird which closed the door to play music.
And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again :mrgreen:
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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby Dagfinn on Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:15 pm

E.Raser two wrote:And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again :mrgreen:


Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.
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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby E.Raser two on Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:38 am

Dagfinn wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again :mrgreen:


Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.


but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???
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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby Jean Bart on Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:06 pm

E.Raser two wrote:
Dagfinn wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again :mrgreen:


Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.


but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???

That would be his hearing aid :mrgreen:
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)
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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby E.Raser two on Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:18 am

Jean Bart wrote:That would be his hearing aid :mrgreen:


Indeed the little paw could enter in the hole of hat
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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby ThorGonzo on Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:55 pm

E.Raser two wrote:
Dagfinn wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again :mrgreen:


Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.


but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???



It looks like a leg of lamb to me.
Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.
A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?
spaghetti is a gateway pasta.
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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:23 pm

ThorGonzo wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:
Dagfinn wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again :mrgreen:


Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.


but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???



It looks like a leg of lamb to me.
Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.
A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?


but that would be FSM serving someone of lesser power that his noodlyness
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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby E.Raser two on Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:33 pm

blackeyedbutch wrote:
ThorGonzo wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:
Dagfinn wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again :mrgreen:


Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.


but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???



It looks like a leg of lamb to me.
Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.
A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?


but that would be FSM serving someone of lesser power that his noodlyness


No, because reading from the right to the left:
Pharaoh is preparing a lavish feast for FSM ( a Lamb Braciolette Nazarethian ) whose's dancers ,playing music and taking to birds, will open the door of stripper factory :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby blackeyedbutch on Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:53 pm

E.Raser two wrote:
blackeyedbutch wrote:
ThorGonzo wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:
Dagfinn wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again :mrgreen:


Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.


but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???



It looks like a leg of lamb to me.
Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.
A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?


but that would be FSM serving someone of lesser power that his noodlyness


No, because reading from the right to the left:
Pharaoh is preparing a lavish feast for FSM ( a Lamb Braciolette Nazarethian ) whose's dancers ,playing music and taking to birds, will open the door of stripper factory :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


thats better
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Re: Papyrus FSM

Postby E.Raser two on Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:51 am

blackeyedbutch wrote:
thats better


BUT the door of stripper factory is still closed in the painting, and we do not know if it is a real place of a state of mind.
So we need a STELE OF ROSETTA to translate the papyrus, being sure to be correct :mrgreen:
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