FSM at the Portland Adult Soapbox Derby

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FSM at the Portland Adult Soapbox Derby

Postby Apostateabe » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:52 pm

Photos of the FSM cart
Video (FSM at six seconds from end)

I was there with the Pastafarian team, spreading the noodly Gospel. At one point, the FSM actually sustained an injury. We were racing against a kitchen table (I kid you not), they were ahead of us throwing at our team meat loaf and mashed potatoes (a dinner heretically lacking in pasta), and a sharp knife that was glued to the table came loose, bounced on the pavement, and impaled His Noodly Appendage. You can see it in the photo here:

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The knife is visible just above the #27 sign.

We beat them to the finish line anyway. :D In our persecution, in our wounds, even in the contamination of moldy cheese, we find our greatest strength. I am proud to report that the FSM was the fastest "art car."

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Re: FSM at the Portland Adult Soapbox Derby

Postby WelshRarePasta » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:02 pm

That is indescribably cool.
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Re: FSM at the Portland Adult Soapbox Derby

Postby Apostateabe » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:33 pm

WelshRarePasta wrote:That is indescribably cool.

I think so too. I would like to see it on the main page.

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Re: FSM at the Portland Adult Soapbox Derby

Postby DaveL » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:46 am

Nice use of aerodynamics there! :D
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Re: FSM at the Portland Adult Soapbox Derby

Postby MeatballEucharist » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:51 pm

Truely another testement to the power of HIs Noodly Apendage. :fsm:
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