The Flood - Pirates??

[...holymacaroni...??]

I heard an ancient story that i would like to learn more about:
During the flood of biblical (aka: sillybooklical) lore, is it true that the ark really existed, and was attacked and sunk by pastafarian pirates? If so, what happened to the animals (and/or dinosaurs) aboard? Did the PPs take them on board the Good Ship Saucy, and make them row, or what?
Maybe they dumped them overboard, and thats why the dinosaurs are extinct today...

[supertorresmo]

I think that if the Flood really happened, there would be because there were no more pirates, and the world got flooded because of the global warming, so there would be no pirates to attack anyone (sadly)!

[hexhunter]

I think the gospels mentioned a flood. To my understanding Pirates and Hare Krishnas survived.

Its all in the gospel...

[Clifford]

During the flood of biblical (aka: sillybooklical) lore

1. I don't care just respect religious views ok?
2. Read the darn Gospel

[Josh M]

I always thought that the flood was just a small scale flood that happened in the Mediterranean. The only reason that noah couldn't find his way for 30 days (if it were in fact 30 days) was because he was just drunk. This could also mean that he very well could have been a pirate who could have seen some storm clouds and gathered up a few animals on a boat to try and save them. As I pondered on the subject I then wondered if perhaps in this drunken act to save the animals from a flood, he then told his story afterwards and some christians decided to publish it in the bible. EVEN THOUGH this is obviously not an act of god, but either an act by the FSM or just a strange impulse. These are just my thoughts, and I haven't read the gospel (yet) but this is just what I thought made the most sense.

[Hobbes]

I always thought that the flood was just a small scale flood that happened in the Mediterranean. The only reason that noah couldn't find his way for 30 days (if it were in fact 30 days) was because he was just drunk. This could also mean that he very well could have been a pirate who could have seen some storm clouds and gathered up a few animals on a boat to try and save them. As I pondered on the subject I then wondered if perhaps in this drunken act to save the animals from a flood, he then told his story afterwards and some christians decided to publish it in the bible. EVEN THOUGH this is obviously not an act of god, but either an act by the FSM or just a strange impulse. These are just my thoughts, and I haven't read the gospel (yet) but this is just what I thought made the most sense.

You bring up a good point that sounds much more logical than what I read in the gospel, yes I have read the gospel. I have many a day sat around drinking rum pondering the noodly ways of the great pasta.

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Thee Flood ! It be extragerated dearies , oi nows cos oi wuz tharr , oi barry got me knickers wit !
Thet wuz not moorin' few hunnert yeers arftarr got Pandora ta let me owt of thit box !
Shame thit alla thim ovfer blaggits got out as well .

[black bart]

Arrrrgh...The Flood...it all started when Captain Cronan installed a new water closet in his privvy...

[MrStoffy]

Aye! That was the day 'e ate... -Quivers- LO-CARB Linguini!

[DaveL]

Yargghhhh...

There was not much booty on that bleedin' vessel, 'cept a whole heap of animals - which made fer dome exotic eatin'. We converted the Ark into a kick-butt galleon, although it's top speed was limited and it's economy was only 20 nautical miles per gallon.

It was a nice galleon for a large family, with plenty of room in the boot.

[Angel-Hair Archmage]

There will probably be a flood from global warming, that is why we must train in the arts of Piracy(not the bootlegging videos Pirates)