Anchient religious war?

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Anchient religious war?

Postby Gyre on Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:44 pm

Today I saw the following article on fark.com:

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,7369,1568664,00.html
Original Shaolin monks, clearly touched by His noodly appendage, produce big budget Monks vs Pirates martial arts movie. Yarrr-fu ensues.
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I had no idea that Pastafarians had been in a religious war with Buddhist monks. Should that be taken as indication that the Shaolin are for global warming? It's hard to believe they could be anti-noodle.
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:00 pm

Out of all those Shaolin movies, the temples were in the mountains in a very cold place, so logic dictates that they would be in favor of global warming, but fighting pirates is just too wrong on so many levels.
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Postby Cerberus on Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:04 pm

Woah my siufu (martial arts teacher) would kill me. Literally. He's a shaolin (or ex-shaolin) monk, and i'm a pirate. I should tell him just before i have to fight him in our next tournament (OMFSM i'm going to die!).
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Postby Cynicus on Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:06 pm

This brings up another improtant question.

My roomate is in possesion of a very old movie entitled "Shaolin vs. Ninja" in which monks battle (guess what?) a ninja clan.

This could either mean that we share a common enemy with the Ninja... or this conflict is much more complicated than we first thought.

Either way, we must sharpen our cutlasses in preperation for the holy war.
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Postby MTL on Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:06 pm

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Ninja = Japanese land Pirate.

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Postby The Cheat on Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:23 pm

MTL wrote:I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Ninja = Japanese land Pirate.

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Agreed.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:28 pm

remember, all the pirates, ninja's, and vikings are cool. but of course even pirates fight amoungst themselves for booty, as do the ninja's and vikings, so it is natural that they would fight. all the more to entertain his great noodilyness.

after all, we are here to entertain him, and whats more entertaining? ninja vs. pirate movie? or ninja and pirate happy buddy movie?

i thought so.

wait... you said happy buddy movie?

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