relation between pirates and ninjas?

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relation between pirates and ninjas?

Postby dust on Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:30 am

I tripped over a serious issue while reading a post over in the "all things FSM" forum.

It was assumed that ninjas were stealing the pirates place in TV shows, movies etc. That might be true for the last 50 years. But on a historical scale it may be completely different.

Ninjas were there before the pirates. In japans feudal era the ninjas were at numbers we could only speculate, but definitely more than pirates. The pirate era, as we all know, began way later in history. So there might be something behind this.

What if the FSM :worship: knew that the numbers of ninjas were shrinking and therefor put the pirates in place to stop a global warming? Both, pirates and ninjas, are sword wielding beings considered as bad guys. So both could be affecting the global temperature in the same way.

The big question is, what comes next? Now that the pirates suffered the same misfortune as the ninjas the FSM :worship: must put someting new in place to stop the global warming. What if the FSM :worship: has forgotten about us? We all might be doomed!

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Postby freethinker on Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:02 pm

Aye me hearty,

But let us na ferget that there be millions of pirates in cyberspace :wink:
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Postby dust on Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:23 pm

You're right, there's even a rise in ninjas I guess. But that's simply not enough. It should one of our highest priorities to become a pirate or a ninja and to teach our knowledge to others.
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Postby celtic_mike on Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:05 pm

But I didnt recall any leeway with choosing between ninjas or pirates...it seems clear, if'n a pirate ye be, FSM will bless ye...not so much if your a ninja
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Postby Cerberus on Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:12 pm

I keep saying it, but you can be BOTH! Ninja Scrolls has shown us that being both (and a demon to boot) is possible. Ninja's never really had the numbers side of things either, since it was more important for a ninja to complete a mission than their lives. Meaning that many would die on mission rather than fail.

Watch ninja scrolls if you haven't already. And you will see the utter might of the ninj-irate! or the pinja! Go pirate ninja go!
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Postby Spelda on Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:00 pm

Ninja were still around even after the pirate population died. When the US started trading with Japan, the ninja population went down. So the ninja were here before and after the pirates.

And remember, a pirate is too loud to attack a ninja. But a ninja is so stealthy that one can kill a entire ship by itself.
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Postby fourthgeek on Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:22 am

But pirates have cooler clothes, steal, and talk funny.

I'm sorry.

Pirates win.
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Postby Cerberus on Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:30 am

HAS NO ONE WATCHED NINJA SCROLLS?! It tells you exactly how they can be both. If they are both how can they fight against each other in war? Ninja + drunken lechery = pirate.

Need i say why pirates are the absolute epitome of cool?
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Postby dust on Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:30 am

So a ninja who has fallen into the beer-volcano might come back to earth as a always drunk pirate?
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Postby VeryGnawty on Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:16 am

Cerberus wrote:HAS NO ONE WATCHED NINJA SCROLLS?!


Ninja Scroll made my head feel funny.
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Postby MTL on Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:59 am

Ninja = Japanese land Pirate.
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