I am not familiar with the Gospel of the FSM. I have yet to read it, and yes, I am sorry.
So, if this has been explained, forgive me. Do not canonize me! (By placing me in a canon and blasting me to bits.)
Has the Noodly One, meaty be his balls, sent his children to us?
I have come across, while searching for things that would make my 5 year old son smile, creatures that resemble our Noodly Maker.
Consider the following:
Their eyes on not on stalks, but placed prominently on top of their heads. They resemble His meaty balls.
His eye stalks have been replaced with an antenna type of feeler, with a small spherical object at the end.
These creatures are benevolent.
Spaghetti like appendages trail from the bottom of their bodies.
So...perhaps he has sent us his children, not in his form, but in a similar form, to help show us the way.
For a picture and an explanation as to whom I am referring to, click on the link below.