Skillets and umbrellas.
Skillets cause they're badass and hurt like a bitch if you get hit in the head with one. And I mean come on, which is more badassed, turning a nation of sinners into SALT, or hitting them over the head with a SKILLET?! I rest my case.
An umbrella is an economical alternative to the Skillet. Just replace the word Skillet with umbrella. It works fine.
The love of one is Barbarism--For it is exercised at the expense of all Others.
-------Friederich Nitzsche, Jinseits Von Gut Und Bose (Beyond Good and Evil)