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Re: Pirate Marriages

Postby HeathenPastafarian on Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:03 pm

evilbelgian wrote:It's not in the 12 suggestions so i must say that assuming both wives are consenting to this it is okay. And ofcourse if a man may have multiple wives then a woman should be allowed to have multiple husbands.


....and as long a ye don't marry off ye younguns' before they be of legal age nor to they cousins or uncles....wink wink
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Re: Pirate Marriages

Postby evilbelgian on Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:03 am

HeathenPastafarian wrote:
evilbelgian wrote:It's not in the 12 suggestions so i must say that assuming both wives are consenting to this it is okay. And ofcourse if a man may have multiple wives then a woman should be allowed to have multiple husbands.


....and as long a ye don't marry off ye younguns' before they be of legal age nor to they cousins or uncles....wink wink


Arrggghhhh, ye be right thar brother in the pasta. it be note the pirating tradition to be nasty to the young uns, young uns be deck scrubbers.
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