wavering wrote:in fact, what the hell are we meant to do all day ( beer and strippers notwithstanding )?
immediatly after reading this i thought about it and was touched by his noddly appendage. would heaven not have seas to be pirates upon? but, how can one be a pirate without land to pillage? would beer be as rewarding if not pilfered?
in heaven, there is also a great sea, with a bunch of cool islands. some include cool coves and secret pirate hiding places, some are lands where non-pastafarians live, and live more less the way their reliegeon states, but they are eternally pillaged and pilfered by the Pastafarian Pirates. this "eternal Caribbian" is quite infinite, especially since people are creating releigions left and right (*cough*), many of which only include one person. also, with more islands of non-Pastafarians, you must have more islands with cool hiding places. people of these other relgion believing islands are free to convert to pastafarianism in the after-life IF this is because they did not know about Pastafariamism (the only logical excuse for not being pastafarian. if you know you can get a beer volcanoe and a stripper factory, what are you wating for?).
thus in the afterlife, you may be a pirate forever, or juts get drunk and laid. personally I'd go with the pirates, but im not saying getting drunk and laid all the time for eternity is bad either.
and nobody can say "thats not true, this is true" because, obvoisly, I'd rip out your spine, bash you to near-death with it, and then remove your heart via rusty steakknife.
whats that? ooh, yeah, and because I didn't make this up. the FSM did. so there