His Noodliness would enjoy jokes about Him!
There once was a grog from Nantucket
Who sought to be rum in a bucket
But a pirate was near
Who drank only beer
So the grog gave up and... diluted itself thoroughly.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.