a list, i propose:
1. gift giving holiday. season lasts a month or two. (bobby's b-day?)
2. holiday about bobby
3. a holiday of anti-fasting. taking place on the same day as some jewish fasting holiday. eat as much food as you can in one weekend or somehting. preferebally carbs, more preferbly itallian carbs, most prefrebly, pasta, most-er prefrebly, spaghetti.
4. holiday for getting drunk.
also, we already have one holiday. Talk Like A Pirate Day! Sept. 19!
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'