Be Not Afeared

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Be Not Afeared

Postby Xeriar on Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:39 pm

I couldn't help myself, sorry if this has been done before, but anyway, for your perusal...

Be Not Afeared

Ye shall feast on barren pasta, but ye shall not want for sauce.
Ye shall wonder much of strippers, though ye have naught with which to pay.
Ye shall preach ye words to Y-E-Cs, and they shall understand.
Ye shall feel his noodley appendage and live...

Be not afeared.
My noodle be with ye always;
Come, have a meatball,
and I will give ye beer.

If ye pass through raging marinara, ye shall not flounder.
If ye taste of many chilli peppers, ye mouth shall not be aflamed.
If ye stand before creationism, and Hovind is at your side,
know that I be with ye through it all.

Be not afeared.
My noodle be with ye always;
Come, have a meatball,
and I will give ye beer.

Hearty be ye bootyless, for the kingdom theirs shall be.
Hearty be ye that battle ID, for one day ye shall cheer.
And if scurvy dogs send ye hate mail over me, hearty, hearty be ye!

Be not afeared.
My noodle be with ye always;
Come, have a meatball,
and I will give ye beer.
Give fire to a man, and he will be warm for a day.
Set fire to him, and he will be warm for life.
Xeriar
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Location: Twin Cities, MN, USA

Postby Xeriar on Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:27 am

Bleh, this should have gone into Hymns, sorry :-/
Give fire to a man, and he will be warm for a day.
Set fire to him, and he will be warm for life.
Xeriar
Maccheroncelli Missionary
 
Posts: 26
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:07 am
Location: Twin Cities, MN, USA


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