WELCOME o' believer! FSM in its glory has been revealed to you. Look now at your life and the lives of others to see His noodle shaping us. In writing, in music, in nature. His olive oiled Noodleyness can felt in everything. Know now when you smell a quick waft of pesto pass you by on the tails of breeze, that FSM the Glorious will soon be shaping our children's mind in classrooms in the states.
And if the Government of NSW (Aus) has its way, FSM will make a glorious appearance in our schools as well, alongside the Flaming Rice Ball, SPAM, and the Invisible - said to be pink but obviously its green - Unicorn.
Religious war at its very simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.