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Evidence for FSM involvement in Celiac Disease.
Arend-Jan Smit1, Bobby Henderson2.
1 FSM Division of Complex Diseases, Utrecht, the Netherlands
2 Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Celiac disease is a disorder that affects 1 in 1331 Americans5. Symptoms of celiac disease can range from the classic features, such as diarrhea, weight loss, to latent symptoms such as isolated nutrient deficiencies but no gastrointestinal symptoms. The disease mostly affects people of European descent, but recent studies show that it also affects Hispanic, Black and Asian populations as well6. Those affected suffer damage to the villi, which are small Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) like appendages, of the lamina propria of their intestines when they eat specific antigens found in all Divine Substances (DS) (like spaghetti) which is known to be the major component of the Universe. Our new data provides a novel insight into the disease and shows clear and direct involvement of the FSM in the etiology of the disorder.