Chapter 1: Noodly Vocation
One day Mario said to Luigi, "You a-have to let me a-eat your a-balls, I a-have a-searched a-far and a-wide but yours is the a-last a-balls a-left!" Luigi said "Shut up aya face!" and continued "Not all who wander are a-searching for the meaty balls of goodness, and not all who are a-watching are a-looking for the holy noodles, but all who a-feast upon the holy food are a-forever seeking the noodly truth." Just then a light shone down from above and FSM spoke to them and said words so noodly they cannot be replicated in text form.
So Mario set off on his quest with Luigi by his side as a noodly guide.
1. Some writings have "meatballs"
2. See note 1.
3. Some scriptures also added "Duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh"
Chapter 2: Noodles Noodles everywhere, but not a ball to meet