The Pasta, the meat ball and the sauce

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The Pasta, the meat ball and the sauce

Postby MrScienceGuy on Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:18 pm

We all know that the Pasta reigns aupreme, and He created all, but are the meat balls co-eternal and all power full as well or are they just a creation by the Pasta?

Everyone knows that the Pasta and the meat balls are one, but they are obviously not one and the same, however, it could be argued that they both have the same importance. For instance, the meat balls could just be another epression of the Pasta.

Perhaps this is why we must be baptized in the name of the Pasta, the meat ball and the sauce. (The Holy Pasta, The Holy Meat Ball and The Holy Sauce)

Some also argue that the sauce is just what the Pasta uses to acomplish his divine and delicous will, but I think it is more, I think the sauce is a further expression of His almight power and shows how mysterous and unknowable He truly is.

Is our holy master part of a tirune Pasta head or not? What are your thoughts on this matter?

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:48 pm

The Pasta, the Meatballs and the Sauce are One. Three for the price of one. What a great deal!

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Postby NeferKa on Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:14 pm

Oh goodness. Let's not get into arguments for a trinity.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:50 pm

One must admit that having a pasta based deity is interesting, and gives one wonderful ideas for dinner, too.

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