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Postby slingblade on Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:02 pm

You'll be happy to know that the smoking section in the FSM afterlife is located next to the beer volcano, as who could tell the diff between a finely-rolled Havana stogie and a smoking, sulfurous mountain belching brewskis?

When you finally get to heaven (may the day be far from you), just ask any of the strippers for their Menu of Combustible Delights.
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Postby KC Observer on Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:49 pm

What good are loose moral standards if you can't enjoy your most desired vices in Pasta heaven?

For us non-smokers, the smoke will dissapear and be non-offensive.
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Postby The Meromorph on Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:41 pm

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:03 pm

oi. its heaven. in heaven smoking isnt bad for your health, its not addicting, and it dosent create unpleasnet smells and other things. so everywhree is the smoking section in heaven. and theres apparently a grocery store where you can buy everything.

syonide? right next to the kool-aide and flinstone vitamins in aisle three.
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Postby Taichi on Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:25 am

sorry, addicting or no, I gave up smoking for my health, and to do it just because I can, would negate the struggle I had to go through in LIFE...

just because I can do it after I'm dead doesn't mean I will.......

Strippers, and Beer?, well, I never plan on giving either of those up in life, so why sacrifice that in the afterlife?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:48 am

i iddn't say you had to smoke. but just that you COULD, and if anyoen smokes around you, it woulnd't be unpleasent in the least. hell, it might smell like roses.
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Postby toasterhead on Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:03 am

I hope heaven is exempt from the U.S. boycott on Cuban cigars cause it'd be nice to get some Romeo Y Julietas in heaven. I'm just saying is all.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:40 am

toasterhead wrote:I hope heaven is exempt from the U.S. boycott on Cuban cigars cause it'd be nice to get some Romeo Y Julietas in heaven. I'm just saying is all.


well obviously nothing is illegal in heaven.
except pirating. if pirating were legal, it wouldn't be pirating, and the pirates would just sit around saying a saddened "arr..."

hey, i've got an idea. go to cuba. after the next hurricane season. hopefully castro won't be there. of course, CUBA might not be there either.
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Postby mikeyyc on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:46 pm

Or if you're like me and not subject to the regime south of the 49th degree of latitude, you can get them whenever you like.

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Postby boghog on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:51 pm

toasterhead wrote:I hope heaven is exempt from the U.S. boycott on Cuban cigars cause it'd be nice to get some Romeo Y Julietas in heaven. I'm just saying is all.


That statement implies that heaven is in the United States.

My personal guess is Belgium. Consider the Beer Volcano...
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Postby mikeyyc on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:55 pm

But Belgian strippers, hmmm may have to pass on that :wink:
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:08 pm

actually when I went to belgium, (cant remember if it was brugges or brussels) there was a chocolate shop, different from the rest. it had chocolate breasts in the window.

so maybe beligian strippers aren't all THAT bad.
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Postby wokka on Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:53 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:actually when I went to belgium, (cant remember if it was brugges or brussels) there was a chocolate shop, different from the rest. it had chocolate in the window.

so maybe beligian s aren't all THAT bad.




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