Anyone seen the latest Dan Brown book?

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Insaneogram
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Anyone seen the latest Dan Brown book?

Postby Insaneogram » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:03 am

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Postby aquaphase » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:08 am

Certainly this will become the next Oprah Book Club selection and have millions of people flocking to the Olive Garden to discover the truth.
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Postby slingblade » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:06 am

Are we supposed to get as offended over this as the Church is over the Da Vinci Code? Or do we take it as noodly goodness and free advertising?

I'm so confused. I need spaghetti.
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Postby Omnieiunium » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:29 am

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Postby slingblade » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:43 am

Yeah, see? I bet you need spaghetti now, too.

BTW, who is this "Joy," and does she enjoy spreading sauce with you? Where do you spread the sauce, and do you shower afterwards, or just dust yourself down with cheese to remove the stickiness?
It's none of my business, really, and so that's naturally why I ask.
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Postby Benedict » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:10 am

I think if Dan Brown did write a book involving the Spaghetti monster we'd have to wax most wrath with him, not for any accusations he might level at the Great One but simply because he writes such shit books, barely literate cretin that he is.

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Postby Spirits » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:23 pm

If you wanna piss a catholic off, tell them that every word in the DVC is true.

I don't know why they are so offended, and then there is all these books trying to prove that Mary wasn't married to Jesus, but they have a bigger problem on their hand, there is no evidence of jesus' existence in the first place.
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Postby Lynne » Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:44 am

slingblade wrote:

"It's none of my business, really, and so that's naturally why I ask."

slingblade, you make me wet my dubloo-mers! :fsm_smile:



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