I can't believet his thread has gone on and on, because the Rebuttal to the original post is so OBVIOUS ---
LO, IT IS A MIRACLE!!!!!!
suspend all questioning and critical thought, this is something so blindingly obvious, straightfoward, unquestionable, and glaringly D'UH -- you simply have to accept it on faith. MIRACLES are like that. So we better all shut up and sit down!
as the FSM Hymn reminds us:
I never believed in miracles, but I've a feelin' it's time to try...
I never belie-eeeee-ved in the ways of Monster, but I'm beginnin' to wonder why...
Don't, don't break the spell... (etc.)
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