Doughnuts are mentioned several times in the Canonical ProvHerbs:
"10and some hours later a platter of doughnuts was brought forth.
11Finally, it was the scribeâ€™s turn to speak. â€œO Wise Ones, I present to you the wisdom of the Pastafarian Believers, which I have gathered as you have asked.â€
12â€œDidst thee also check it for spelling errors?â€ the elders asked of her.
13She hung her head in shame. â€œNo, I did not.â€ 14A great cry came issued from among them, and the doughnuts were removed.
15â€œCheck these documents and bring them back in suitable condition that we may sort them and adjudicate them as worthy for inclusion in our Holy Book!â€ they yelled. 16The scribe left without her treasured doughnut, muttering words forever lost to history.
17For many more days and nights she toiled, chiseling out the bad spellings and grammar, 18and sorting the advice of the inspired Pastafarians into broad categories so that the Council would look upon her with favor. 19The scribe was determined that when next she brought the texts before the council, the doughnut of crÃ¨me filling and chocolate-frosted top would be her prize."
That last one sounds like an eclaire. Yum....
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!
Dona Nobis Pasta