Allthough they are ignored these days, I feel that we should go back to the OLD ways of Pastafarianism, and that includes the above (as well as what is written in the Pastapocrypha)
Here they are, transcribed into English from Bucatini, which had been transcribed from Gemelli. Before Gemelli it was written in Eliche, Lumache and Tagliarini. Only the very oldest known, written in Farfalle, is assumed to be the most accurate, but since Farfalle is a dead language (replaced by Tagliarini), no one really knows exactly what it says, but a close guess and some heavy-handed interpretations that change from person to person work best.
edit - I will admit that NO ONE really understands #8. It's best left up to sages.