Cappelini, Cerberus--PLEASE!

[Cerberus]

Well said aunty dee dee. Its not the articles of faith that define us but faith itself, and piratey spaghetti-ish goodness. Whether you worship the Linguini or the Alfredo or FSM, i can see now that they are all just facets of Him and we should revel in his diversity and glory.

Thanks aunty dee dee, its been enlightening.

[Capellini]

I'm not saying the way of MOFSM is the only way. MOFSM is a reconstruction of the earliest forms of FSMism. We readily admit that most of our ways are antiquated, and that we have an overblown sense of self-righteousness, but we accept all our brothers and sisters in faith. We want members of other schools of FSM thought to look to us as a source on the past, and a living representation of such. But we're certainly not for everyone. Not everyone can handle nightly naked sauce dances and wet-noodle spankings when you've been very good, and we understand that.

[The Day of Waffle]

is it ok if all I do is wear a tricorn hat modays wed. and fridays and have spagetti as many time as I can? and worship his hjoliness?

[Capellini]

It isn't good enough for MOFSM, but the Pastians might take you. And the Pastafarians for SURE.

[The Day of Waffle]

eh, I'll take pastafarianism. it suits me better

[voodooguru]

"Our FSM judges not on the content of the pocketbook, but on the content of the heart and stomach." A.DD


Aunt Dee Dee - I love you (like I love the almost forbidden Carbonara)

[shillAT]

eh its all good we all worship fsm in some form

[Qwertyuiopasd]

i was wondering this myself. is it alright to wear pirate regalia everyday and eat pizza instead of pasta? of course seating pasta on fridays, but i mean, pizza is made fo the same things, just a different arrangement. but now it is clear to me that it matters not how much i do, but how much i believe.

unless theres a combination pirate clothes/pasta eating contest. then it counts.