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Postby Cerberus » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:14 am

Well said aunty dee dee. Its not the articles of faith that define us but faith itself, and piratey spaghetti-ish goodness. Whether you worship the Linguini or the Alfredo or FSM, i can see now that they are all just facets of Him and we should revel in his diversity and glory.

Thanks aunty dee dee, its been enlightening.
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Postby Capellini » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:01 pm

I'm not saying the way of MOFSM is the only way. MOFSM is a reconstruction of the earliest forms of FSMism. We readily admit that most of our ways are antiquated, and that we have an overblown sense of self-righteousness, but we accept all our brothers and sisters in faith. We want members of other schools of FSM thought to look to us as a source on the past, and a living representation of such. But we're certainly not for everyone. Not everyone can handle nightly naked sauce dances and wet-noodle spankings when you've been very good, and we understand that.

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Postby The Day of Waffle » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:07 am

is it ok if all I do is wear a tricorn hat modays wed. and fridays and have spagetti as many time as I can? and worship his hjoliness?
"and lo did it fill the jeebus man's empty stomach, and he did send forth word of HIM, and the great age of reason hath commenced" Parmesan, 4:35

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Postby Capellini » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:41 am

It isn't good enough for MOFSM, but the Pastians might take you. And the Pastafarians for SURE.

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Postby The Day of Waffle » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:21 pm

eh, I'll take pastafarianism. it suits me better
"and lo did it fill the jeebus man's empty stomach, and he did send forth word of HIM, and the great age of reason hath commenced" Parmesan, 4:35

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Postby voodooguru » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:10 pm

"Our FSM judges not on the content of the pocketbook, but on the content of the heart and stomach." A.DD


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Postby shillAT » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:16 pm

eh its all good we all worship fsm in some form :fsm_worried:
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:01 pm

i was wondering this myself. is it alright to wear pirate regalia everyday and eat pizza instead of pasta? of course seating pasta on fridays, but i mean, pizza is made fo the same things, just a different arrangement. but now it is clear to me that it matters not how much i do, but how much i believe.

unless theres a combination pirate clothes/pasta eating contest. then it counts.
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