My Testimony: My Dinner with FSM

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My Testimony: My Dinner with FSM

Postby Ammie on Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:23 am

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Postby Alpaca on Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:32 am

This is an excellent story, which conveys the true, serious messages of the FSM extremely clearly.

The issue is that on the forum, we're all supposed to be (I mean, 'we are') a bunch of religious zealots who believe the FSM to be the ultimate diety who should be taught in schools.

So, I think your true beliefs are right on target. Now, have a cold one, and plunge into the inane religious fervor.
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Postby Ammie on Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:12 am

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Postby Alpaca on Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:33 pm

You removed it? Now, that's unfortunate! It was a really good story, too.
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Postby Ammie on Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:02 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Hmmm, a person of few letters.

And no words!


There were Words. Now they are secret Words.

I do not know the path the noodly followers will be required to take to recieve the True, Saucy Words Spoken over the Plate of Noodles and Knowledge.

It has not been revealed to me.

It may never be reveled to me.

But I know the Secret Words, all of Them. And they are the Ultimate Truth, of that you can be sure!
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Postby Griffin on Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:21 am

I was struck by its similarity to when the Statue has dinner with Don Giovanni. But I am not sure about the retirbution issue as I have always believed the FSM is benign.
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