The Gospel According to Ken
"And thus his noodly appendage reached from the heavens and from it sprung the mountain, trees, and a midgit. And let it be known that spelling of midgit his how his lord and master created it. And for a time it was good..."
sorry- should clear that up a little. by 'proper' I mean people who get the whole church of satan thing rather than silly little goth kids in crush velvet writing bad peoms about killing themselves and painting fake blood on their faces.