Rumors: Atkin Dieter= Satanic Worshippers?

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Rumors: Atkin Dieter= Satanic Worshippers?

Postby kenny_the_disciple » Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:59 pm

Atkin Dieter= Satanic Worshippers? :fsm_float:
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Postby Alpaca » Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:19 pm

If one dieter = multiple worshippers, then the lack of carbohydrates must be really, really profound.

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Postby fusiontortellini » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:22 pm

Oh, don't bring Satan into it. Just call 'em deluded. We can't hope everybody will be enlightened immediately.

Some of us Pastafarians have had occasions to resort to Atkins to fit into our clothes.
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Re: Rumors: Atkin Dieter= Satanic Worshippers?

Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:03 pm

kenny_the_disciple wrote:Atkin Dieter= Satanic Worshippers?


I resent that. Don't you DARE equate me with an Atkins Dieter!

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Postby _Tex_ » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:00 pm

careful Kenny, there are a couple of proper Satanists hanging round these parts. The good Doctor and Shoeman to name just two.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:18 pm

I'm not a proper Satanist (I'm too agathocacological), but have enough parallel beliefs that I don't mind the comparison. :twisted: :mrgreen:

Shoeman, however, is a LaVeyan Satanist.
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Postby _Tex_ » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:58 am

sorry- should clear that up a little. by 'proper' I mean people who get the whole church of satan thing rather than silly little goth kids in crush velvet writing bad peoms about killing themselves and painting fake blood on their faces.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:00 am

No problems. It's a toss up which is worse... goth kids or emo kids. I'm glad you didn't toss me in with the velvet crowd. 'Non-dogmatic Satanist' comes close at times.
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:34 am

My vote goes for the emo kids being worse. Partly because I know a couple. Ugh.

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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:36 pm

http://www.captainweenie.com/EFmed.mov

The Emo Farm. Big file, but funny.
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:32 pm

Ha! Excellent!

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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:21 pm

I've never even see the site... just got the link.

One-hit-wonder ego, one-hit-wonder emo... same game.


More emo fun (from a more deserving source.... I followed his link to venganza in the first place!!):

http://nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNu ... rdset2=322
(3 strip series)

http://nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNu ... rdset2=322

http://nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNu ... rdset2=322
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:22 pm

Then, of course, there's the quintessential emo emu:

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Strangely enough, while Googling around for it, I stumbled upon this gem. The sad part is, it's realistic.

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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:46 pm

Any connection to Lamer Llamas? :mrgreen:
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:04 pm

You're doing that on purpose. The ALPACA (from the last post thread) could probably take you to court for that. It could be construed as Llama antagonization.


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