Its all clear to me now. They are sent to test our faith, unbelievers that they are and must be cut from this mortal coil and cast out of the minds of those pitiful wretches whom have been corrupted.
Our own pasta-cism will have to be enacted against these defilers of faith.
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by Cerberus on Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:09 am
Religious war at its very simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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by onlainari on Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:46 am
Why do you copy christianity so much?
There is no Hell. All go to the stripper factory and beer volcanoe.
There is no Hell. All go to the stripper factory and beer volcanoe.
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by gnoodles on Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:16 am
onlainari wrote:There is no Hell. All go to the stripper factory and beer volcanoe.
Ahh, but that's not necessarily the case. Most of us do go to heaven, and get to partake of the benefits of the stripper factory & beer volcano. But there is a place reserved for a few-- but only a few, and only those with the least flimsy of moral values. It's known as Al Dente's Inferno, and trust me, you don't want to spend an eternity there. The only way to be certain of where you're going is to make certain you've been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Be sure to wear at least occasional pirate regalia, and make sure your morals are at least reasonably flimsy. If you do all these things, you can rest easy, for you will be assured of your table at the stripper factory.
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