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Postby Cerberus on Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:56 am

But Jeff is always asleep. How can he transcend if he is never awake. And you forget about dorothy, what place would she have?
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Postby Brady on Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:10 am

Perhaps the one called Jeff is visited by his Noodlyness in his sleep, such as I was last night?

That said, is it not poor practise of the wiggles to sing songs of spaghetti without their pirate regalia?
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Postby Cerberus on Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:22 am

I think by having one dedicated member of the group called captain feathersword who perpetually dresses like a pirate is probably enough. I don't think the world is ready just yet for a whole group to dress like pirates.
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Postby Brady on Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:25 am

This must be acceptable to The Noodly One as no members of the group have yet been struck down by a holy meatball.
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Postby Cerberus on Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:58 pm

Well their previous band name was the cockroaches. I think thats probably evidence enough. However i don't propose they're canonized, again this would be too christian. I say we need new names for things, this whole "adapt something from another religions that came AFTER ours was created jizzo" is just not doing it for me.

I propose change, although i have no suggestions. Other people in here are much more creative so i'll leave it up to them.

Think people think. We are unique, so lets make us stand out from the imposters.

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Postby Sheana on Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:40 pm

Along these lines, who else would qualify to be blessed by His Noodliness? I'd assume the respective inventors of pasta and spaghetti, but who else? Italian Pirates in general? Blackbeard?
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Postby Cerberus on Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:11 pm

Well i mean we could take it further and look back into the history of pasta and at China, where the idea came from.

Ooo I just had a thought, we could Marco people for their work with FSM. Instead of canonizing them they could take the name of a significant person in the history of pasta as part of their name, so that all would know of their exploits in the name of Pastafarianism.
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Postby Cerberus on Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:08 am

Hmm Kithrater has a point, the barbosa bro's definately had some very good piratey issues. So how about Barbosa as a title to award those of piratey goodness?

Also Kithrater you should become a member, or FSM will smite you.
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Postby gnoodles on Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:06 pm

Cerberus wrote:However i don't propose they're canonized, again this would be too christian.


But I think you're misunderstanding... In Pastafarianism, canonization is the ceromonial shooting of the honored out of a pirate ship canon. What else would we call the ceremony if not canonization?
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Postby T on Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:57 pm

And, the Wiggles ain't saints. They just ain't.
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Postby gnoodles on Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:15 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Cannonization would work.


Oops. As usual, you are correct. The proper term in Pastafarianism is Cannonization.
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Postby Cerberus on Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:22 pm

I rate both Cannonisation and Pastardisation, Excellent terms. As to the claim that ANYONE can find the wiggles music their "schtik" is ludicris. I only rate them because they have a pirate in their midst. Having been subjected to their hideous interpretations of the term "music" for excessively long car trips up the east coast of Aus while my sister was a pre-puscent wretch, have permantly left me scared. I think they SHOULD be cannonised with all speed so that they can find something better to do than say the words Mashed Banana, Cold Spaghetti and Hot Potato. *shudder*
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Postby gnoodles on Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:41 pm

NKOS wrote:how about pastardization for those of extreme flimsiness?


Unfortunately, I must admit that I'm unfamiliar with the term Pastard. Do you mean Petard, as in "hoisted by his own Petard"? That seems appropriate, though I personally like cannonization better (and even better since the proper spelling differentiates it from the infidels "canonization")
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Postby c_felix on Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:12 am

Is it a problem that "pastard" and 'pastardization' sounds really really close to 'bastard' and 'bastardization'

Something tells me this isn't going to be a problem.

But, yes, I agree that the Wiggles should be honored in some way.
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Postby SandyHook on Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:36 am

Brady wrote:This must be acceptable to The Noodly One as no members of the group have yet been struck down by a holy meatball.



Don't think the Lord of Lasagne is in to striking people down. What evidence and scripture we have seems to imply that he really doesn't pay that much attention to us as individuals.
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