Beer volcano--more than beer?

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Beer volcano--more than beer?

Postby supercheetah » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:29 pm

Does the beer volcano spit out more than just beer? I absolutely loathe beer.

I would be totally cool with it if it spit out stuff like Smirnoff Ice, Bacardi, Long Island Ice Teas, Alabama Slammers, and cheap jug wine (particularly).

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Postby MaryTRobot » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:22 pm

I also loathe beer, and this troubled me at first too. Aunt Dee Dee did speculate that because the vision appeared to a man his favorite beverage was seen in the volcano. That is to say the drink that comes from the volcano is whatever we believers wish it to be, otherwise it would not be heaven if we were not satisfied with our drinks. So when you enter Heaven and approach the great Beer Volcano with your cup, it will change to the beverage that you crave most, your very own abroshia.


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Postby _Tex_ » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:28 pm

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