Beer volcano--more than beer?

Submit your scriptural writings for inclusion in the Loose Canon, and your tales of ancient FSM Lore, as well as any other FSM-related writing you may have.

Moderator: All Things Mods

Beer volcano--more than beer?

Postby supercheetah on Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:29 pm

Does the beer volcano spit out more than just beer? I absolutely loathe beer.

I would be totally cool with it if it spit out stuff like Smirnoff Ice, Bacardi, Long Island Ice Teas, Alabama Slammers, and cheap jug wine (particularly).
User avatar
supercheetah
Maccheroncelli Missionary
 
Posts: 34
Joined: Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:48 pm
Location: Oshkosh, WI

Postby MaryTRobot on Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:22 pm

I also loathe beer, and this troubled me at first too. Aunt Dee Dee did speculate that because the vision appeared to a man his favorite beverage was seen in the volcano. That is to say the drink that comes from the volcano is whatever we believers wish it to be, otherwise it would not be heaven if we were not satisfied with our drinks. So when you enter Heaven and approach the great Beer Volcano with your cup, it will change to the beverage that you crave most, your very own abroshia.


mmm Tequila here I come!
They say Guns don't kill people, people kill people...but I think the gun helps

~Eddie Izzard
MaryTRobot
Ziti Zealot
 
Posts: 14
Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:14 am
Location: Gernovia

Postby _Tex_ on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:28 pm

search below for a similar thread and all will be revealed.
short answer- yes
ACOUSTIC WEAPONRY- making really loud noises for His Noodley self
www.acousticweaponry.com
User avatar
_Tex_
Tortellini Third Mate
 
Posts: 319
Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:37 am
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Return to Scripture and Lore

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Archer and 1 guest

cron