Last night, while I was asleep, the Flying Spaghetti Monster came and visited me. He told me about a Ghastly White Beast, also known as GWB, and about how his Evil was spreading.
Long ago, in times forgotten by Man, the Flying Spaghetti ruled supreme over all the lands of Earth. This is what I term the First Age, when Pirates and Midgits roamed the Lands and the Flying Spaghetti Monster took a hand in the world. Pirates, being the beings that kept the Earth cool sailed the Seas. But they multiplied, and before the Flying Spaghetti Monster knew it, the Earth was cold. So he created a being called GWB, a Being so Tyrannical and Malicious, and yet one who refused to wear the label of Pirate. He was designed to counter balance this, to warm the Earth by refusing to sign the multiple Treatys which were presented before him, including that of the famed midgit Kyoto. The GWB believed that the Flying Spaghetti Monster had put him on the Earth to use whatever he wanted, when he wanted. This was the Second Age, when the GWB was corrupted, although there is Speculation that he was Corrupted from Birth by his very nature.
The Third Age, as began when the Flying Spaghetti Monster reappeared before Man. By this time the GWB had become greedy and powerful. The little Devils, which the Midgits had termed Fundies (A reference to their belief they should poush their beliefs onto others and be payed for it, although speculation lies that it may be a reference to their Fundamenatlism.. Surely both are true) had become strong and powerful under the GWBâ€™s guidance and position. We now live in this 3rd Age, a world where the GWB strives for utter dominance once and for allâ€¦.
Note: Boredom at Bus Stops generate random thought, There was lot more, but sadly, I cannae remember.
Praise his Noodleyness