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Postby darren996 on Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:23 pm

alt_phil wrote:Wait, now I'm confused. One minute we're talking about the existence of beer in heaven. Which of course naturally leads to talking about drunk girls.
Which lead to talking about sheep?

Ok... I think I need to go back and re-read this thread entirely. I'm going to loose sleep over this one unless I figure it out.


I figured if anybody could sort this out it would be you. Now we're hopelessly lost. Nachos anyone? :shock:
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Postby Alpaca on Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:45 pm

That's the way things go, Phil. Conversations here have the freedom of going the way they will.
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Postby Duke on Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:50 pm

Darren996 wrote:Nachos anyone? :shock:


Just had lunch. Thanks anyway!!!


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Postby Alpaca on Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:22 am

I think he needs to go back to being a pest-control guy. It would be funny to watch him earning $5.50 per hour.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:39 am

Don't forget to make him an illegal Mexican immigrant!

Let's be fair, here. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Alpaca on Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:45 pm

He'd actually have to try to immigrate illegally to do that, and let's be frank, he'd never get over the gigantic new wall they have planned.
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Postby Duke on Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:27 am

Alpaca wrote:He'd actually have to try to immigrate illegally to do that, and let's be frank, he'd never get over the gigantic new wall they have planned.


Eh? I thought it was a fence. Them indecisive cuckoos.


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Postby _Tex_ on Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:27 am

*last ditch attempt to get back on topic*

why would I want my girls drunk when i can have my ME drunk.

i find me drunk around sober people is so much funnier for me than me being sober around drunk people.
The sober people dont but stuff them, they should have joined in on the drinking in the first place.
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Postby _Tex_ on Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:28 am

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Ya can't build a wall in a riverbed.

yes you can.... every dam in the world is exactly that! :mrgreen:
do i win something?

:fsm_angry:

oops.
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Postby anticulus on Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:58 am

_Tex_ wrote:*last ditch attempt to get back on topic*

why would I want my girls drunk when i can have my ME drunk.

i find me drunk around sober people is so much funnier for me than me being sober around drunk people.
The sober people dont but stuff them, they should have joined in on the drinking in the first place.


Quite right! Being drunk is so much funnier if there's some sober people to annoy.
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Postby Duke on Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:09 pm

_Tex_ wrote:
Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Ya can't build a wall in a riverbed.

yes you can.... every dam in the world is exactly that! :mrgreen:
do i win something?

:fsm_angry:

oops.



Well, that is more of a wall across a river, but I think we were talking about through a river, down a river.


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Postby Psychodoughtech on Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:56 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:
We don't need a wall between Texas and Mexico, either. :roll:


Actually, as a resident of Texas, I have to disagree.
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Postby Duke on Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:08 pm

I sense a debate is about to come down the pipe.


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Postby Alpaca on Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:57 pm

Dee Dee's also a resident of Texas, y'know. Doesn't make your opinion any more correct than hers. What's your argument for such a wall?
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Postby Duke on Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:41 pm

Alpaca wrote:Dee Dee's also a resident of Texas, y'know. Doesn't make your opinion any more correct than hers. What's your argument for such a wall?


The first shots have been fired.

Since I have no opinion (yet) on the topic, I will commentate. :fsm_crazy:


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