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Postby ec2188 on Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:53 pm

i have been sent a dream where the FSM has told me that his true creator is none other than the god of italian cookery himself, mario batali. that is correct, the large red haired short wearing star of Iron Chef America and Molto Mario is secretely the true creator of the universe. Not only did he create the FSM, he has also proceeded to have had a hand in creating everything italian.
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Postby Arsinoe Selene on Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:51 pm

Does... does that mean FSM supports bright orange clogs?

That's a long way from a pair of pirate boots...
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Postby ec2188 on Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:09 am

actually, clogs were widely worn during the heyday of the pirates and to have pirates or their associates wearing them would not have been completely unreasonable
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Postby ec2188 on Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:04 am

HEY! I REPRESENT THAT!
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Postby Duke on Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:49 am

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Probably so... :mrgreen:

The term is quite valid, and is literarely approved in the work of the unwitting Pastafarian and noted author and all around cool guy, Terry Prachett.

I think you'll find that FSM predates Mario by many centuries, and that there is a honor for any good chef in Pastafanarianism, but Creator of the Monster is NOT it.


Pastafarian, is he? Where can I read more about his Pastafarian-ness?


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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:22 pm

I guess that blows my Chef Boyardee theory right out of the water.
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:10 pm

Never touch the stuff, myself. What about spinach varieties? Are they acceptable? (Fresh, of course)
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