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Postby ribbit on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:15 am

I'd say he's a Marginal Prophet.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:19 am

Well, as long as he DOODLES in the margins, then that's OK with me.

He could be a None Of The Above Prophet, there's supposed to be 42 of those (that's going in the False Prophecies for sure).
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Postby johngalt on Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:17 am

The orange is not the only fruit!
"Giving up is what kills people. It's only when you refuse to give up that you truly transcend your human self." Alucard, Hellsing by Kouta Hirano

Damnant quadnon intelligunt - They condemn what they do not understand.

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This prayer will help

Postby darren996 on Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:27 pm

Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in Sauce,
Hollowed be thy Noodly Appendage,
Thy mostaccioli come.
Thy cannelloni be done,
On earth as it is in Sicily.
Give us this day our daily garlic bread.
And forgive us our leftovers,
As we forgive those who don't clean their plates.
And lead us not into regurgitation,
But deliver us from starvation.
For thine is the tortellini,
and the lasagna,
and the ravioli,
for ever and ever.

RAmen.
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Postby wokka on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:33 pm

What Revelence Does That Have To the Current Subject?
I am a Beliver!

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