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The endtime prophecy of FSM

Postby fsmendtimes on Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:09 pm

The endtimes are almost upon us, and the coming of the Antipasto.

The pirate faithful will be led unto eternal dessert (Tiramisu and Cannolis if I'm not mistaken). The unforgiven will suffer the final battle of Vermiceddon.

I am a prophet of the Noodly Master. Learn of my teachings.

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Re: The endtime prophecy of FSM

Postby wokka on Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:56 pm

fsmendtimes wrote:The endtimes are almost upon us, and the coming of the Antipasto.

The pirate faithful will be led unto eternal dessert (Tiramisu and Cannolis if I'm not mistaken). The unforgiven will suffer the final battle of Vermiceddon.

I am a prophet of the Noodly Master. Learn of my teachings.

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So, You Are Claiming To Be A Prophet?
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Postby fsmendtimes on Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:18 pm

I don't know what to call myself. The revelation shook my beliefs to the very core.

I don't want to be hasty and be branded a heretic, but I don't know what else to do!

All I know is what I experienced, and I know the endtimes are upon us.
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Postby fsmendtimes on Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:19 pm

I realize my first post was a bit pompous and hasty.

I'm just not questioning HIS will.
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Postby wokka on Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:48 pm

Well, you belive what you want to dude....
I think the allmighty will send us ALL the message, not just one.
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Postby wokka on Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:49 pm

He has many noodly appendages, not just one.
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Postby fsmendtimes on Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:40 pm

RAmen, Wokka. We are all touched.
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Postby wokka on Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:50 pm

RAmen brother, RAmen indeed.
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Postby fsmendtimes on Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:46 pm

I have altered the site. There is now a graven image of the Antipasto.
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Postby wokka on Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:14 pm

Surley the AntiPesto would not bear such resembealence to the almighty!
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:26 pm

Hmm, there's already a True Prophet and a False Prophet. Maybe you're the Neither Prophet..... I was wondering when that one would show up.

The FSM revealed to me the origins of the universe and that all within in are simply manifestations of His Noodly Presence. Some of it is heretical, but then again, I am the FALSE Prophet.

Check out the Hyper Spaghetti Monster Theory thread in Science, and The False Prophecies in Proposed Scriptures. There's a Revelations thread over in Proposed Scriptures that you should add to, if you haven't posted there already.

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Postby fsmendtimes on Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:56 pm

The problem with Hyper Spaghetti monster theory is that it is an attempt at scientific explanation of a theological problem. In fact, it is much more scientific than the most commonly used theory of Intelligent Design.

While I sincerely advocate teaching ALL viewpoints, I must tell you that my concepts are entirely faith/theology based.

Either way, it's damned fascinating.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:27 pm

I wanted to come up with theology that was in accord with scientific evidence, because I don't feel that theology and science are mutually exclusive. Perhaps it's because I'm coming at it from a science background, but to me it's putting theology into science to answer some of the 'why' questions. Science already has a bit of a grasp on the 'how' questions.

The FSM revealed the Hyper Noodly structure of the universe to me in a caffeine-fueled epiphany (really a theophany, since all is a manifestation of His Infinite Noodlyness). That's honestly the only reason I started frequenting the forum.

The False Prophecies are a conscious attempt to push the science of HSM Theory into the background (many scientific concepts are touched on, if you know where to look). That, and I'm loving the wordplay involved in writing it.
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Postby Shoeman on Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:14 pm

I think the idea of an "Endtimes" goes against the Pastafarian view. Like how we don't have a lake of hot sauce for sinners to boil in. Why? Cause no loving god would do that, much less the FSM.
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Postby wokka on Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:49 pm

RAmen
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