Does the FSM have a son?

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Postby Duke on Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:52 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:OUR website is better.... its got coffe mugs. :mrgreen:


Yeah, not to mention a game that it much superior to their silly arcade.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Griffin on Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:25 pm

Why do Messiahs smell?
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Postby Duke on Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:54 pm

Because they are old.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Duke on Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:10 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:The whole Son/Messiah thing is easily explained, boys and...boys.

You see, the Other Major Creation Guy made a World and a Religion that had some Design(er) Flaws.

OUR Intelligent Designer really IS Intelligent, in that he did it RIGHT the first time, and doesn't need to send any children, special evoys, semi-legitimate offspring OR any Specially Enhanced Poultergeists or Religious Spctres or such to take up His Slack. He 's obviously a Really Intelligent Designer.

8) 8) 8)


That's a relief. Because messiahs smell funny.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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