Does the FSM have a son?

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Does the FSM have a son?

Postby pastafaramentarian » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:30 pm

What about Angelhair Alfredo? :worship:

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:21 pm

well Bobby might be Pastaspawn, but I doubt it.

there's the first midget to consider...

but I really don't think our Diety is as much of a s**t as the ***i**i**s Diety.

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Postby fusiontortellini » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:22 pm

We are all spawn of the Noodly One . . . .

Nastame. :worship:
Who really might actually be back this time . . .

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Postby Omnieiunium » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:13 pm

Bobby is just a Prophet. Remember, 10 million pastafarians were around before he brought it public.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:36 pm

yeah, where'd they all come from exactly? where did it all start?

and don't you dare say a mouse.
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Postby flameo » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:10 am

they came from a mouse.

We all have a little pasta inside of us. However, it's starting to look like the Italian people are more closely related to FSM then other people.

I am currently conducting a test on this...

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Postby LibraLabRat » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:35 am

flameo wrote:they came from a mouse.

We all have a little pasta inside of us. However, it's starting to look like the Italian people are more closely related to FSM then other people.

I am currently conducting a test on this...


HERESY!!!! Everyone knows that Marco Polo brought the Holy Food back from the Far east........Of course, the Italians did add meat balls. But Let us give credit where credit is due!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:16 am

HERSEY! everyone knows FSM made pasta before anyone else


my gosh, I thought you were pastafarians!
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Postby black bart » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:41 am

LibraLabrat wrote:

Marco Polo brought the Holy Food back from the Far east


He also invented the Polo Mint! :lol:
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:07 pm

mmmdid he play, polo?

muahahahhahahahahahahhaaaa!


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Postby black bart » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:01 am

He also founded:

Marcos and Spencers!!! :lol:
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Postby _Tex_ » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:23 pm

unfortunately he also invented the polo shirt for which he should be vehemently denounced.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:30 pm

effing pink? don't want to know what shade THAT is...

I wonder if he (marco Polo) was the first to have polio...
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Polio

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:49 am

I wonder if he (marco Polo) was the first to have polio...



OOOOOOGH, not even I would have done that one... :wink:
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Postby Mad Gecko » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:09 am

anyone read those letters that those two girls wrote? they claimed that they were impregnated by his noodly appendage. one claims her baby will be named Prego and will be the messiah...the other claims her son to be named Macaroni...are either of these true?
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