This came up on the CotFSM Facebook Group:
Assaulted by this sudden influx of non-Gospel ideas, I turned to the World of the Prophet for guidance. Imagine my shock when instead of a straight contradiction, there is a glaring omission. For as the Gospel says "Our Noodly Creator then placed fossils, hidden under the earth's surface..." and "Dinosaur bones... were placed so well and in such numbers..."
Could it be? Could His Ravioliness have taught dinosaurs to use shovels as a joke? Knowing Him as I do, I wouldn't put such a thing beyond Him. Especially as it's widely known that Dinosaurs don't like basil, and would rather starve then eat pesto... perhaps that is where this strange sauce came from? As a way to preserve foodstuffs from ravenous Stegosauri?