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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:46 pm

daym pa, its colder than a pigs wet thighs in space!

shore is son...
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Postby Solipsy on Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:01 pm

midichlorians ... I will not let go of my bitterness on this issue. I am 40. (my bitterness on THAT issue being a wholly separate matter) However, back to midichlorians... when I first saw Episode 4, which was just called STAR WARS, by the way, and starred a rag-tag bunch of unknown nobodies and was AWESOME... that was OUR movie!!! :x :x :x :x And The Force was NOT a virus like herpes. midichlorians???? WTF???? :roll: :roll: :roll: The Force was this amazing spiritual thing that anyone could have if they took the time to master it, learn it, discipline themselves... Did Lucas even WATCH his first movie???? Did he re-read what Obi-Wan tells Luke in the freakin' first place??? midichlorians my a**.

I'm gonna say it: "Episodes 1, 2, & 3" were a pointless waste of time. All of 'em. The franchise started tankin' with the introduction of the Ewoks, and it should have been left to rest in peace at the end of "Episode 6." Okay, so fine. So I'm a STAR WARS nutcase, and yeah, I watched 'em. They got my money. and I'm not giving back my action figures But I'm not happy about it. :x :x midichlorians- freakin' retarded... took away the possibility that a kid like I was... sitting there in the darkened theater... just might be able to invoke The Force. Nope, not anymore. Now you need herpes.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:10 pm

i think they were a small thing added in episode 1 to measure the force.

couldn't they just say he was strong with the force?

noooo! they have to make up some speical explination for the force! make it all cool sci-fi type thing.

Star Wars Sci-Fi is not.

now then. we will forget that episodes 1-3 ever existed.

except for Darth Maul. he kicks ass.
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Postby Solipsy on Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:41 pm

Good answer, young Jedi.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:50 pm

Could we also keep "My, My, This Here Anakin Guy" by Weird Al?
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Postby Solipsy on Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:55 pm

I believe that any and all parody and derision related to eps 1, 2, & 3 are the only reason they are allowed to continue to exist, aside from perhaps six or seven other cool things. So, yes, any Weird Al work will be allowed to exist.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:59 pm

Excellent! I kinda think of Weird Al as sort of a prophet of satire. Sort of an Ezekiel of Pastafarianism . . . .
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Postby Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:15 am

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Comfy chair should be fine, but make sure the soft cushions are cleaned regularly.

Dust, you know.

And no attacking them with a banana.



Hmm......How about a basket of elderberries? Can we release the lions?


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:35 am

Solipsy wrote:Good answer, young Jedi.


SITH! ITS SITH!

jedi eeeeevil!

sith good!

anagrams for sith=shit.

heh. yeah, I'm a sith. no jedi for me.
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Postby Duke on Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:40 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:
Solipsy wrote:Good answer, young Jedi.


SITH! ITS SITH!

jedi eeeeevil!

sith good!

anagrams for sith=shit.

heh. yeah, I'm a sith. no jedi for me.



Jedi is where it's at. Ever heard of Tesar Sabatyne? The most kickin' Jedi ever created. And he was 8 and a half feet tall, he had claws, was a reptilian, and those velociraptor claws that come out out the back of the legs. He could eat Darth Maul for dinner. Literally.


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:55 am

soree, darth maul is my idol.

except MY sith (being me) is so much more kickass.

not sure if i should make him human or some other speices.
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Postby _Tex_ on Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:36 pm

you turn your back for just a few days and this is what happens...... all my good intentions, my desire to serve my Noodley Lord (and cause discomfort to non-believers in surprising ways) turns into Star Wars appreciation (or non-appreciation as the case may be) thread.

So now that some of us are in agreeance that there may well be room for an Inquisition (which will be most un-expected), with the chairs and the buffets and the forceing them to see the error of their ways (cue spooky fire in eyes effect), can i lead the Inquisitors?
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Postby Solipsy on Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:18 am

_Tex_, you have to stay right on top of these things or they quickly get out of hand... I've forgotten who it is, exactly, that you are proposing to inquiz. <--- I made up a word! 8)
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Postby HPunster on Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:35 am

Are we going after heretics or flat-out unbeleivers? Cuz I need to know what to wear...
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Postby fusiontortellini on Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:38 am

Or are we just going for people with the most money, as usual? :roll:
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