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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:24 pm

i DON'T confess
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Postby Solipsy on Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:36 pm

okay, GET THE SOFT CUSHIONS!!!!!
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:30 pm

NOT (whisper) the soft cushions. . . .
Who really might actually be back this time . . .

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:52 pm

this reminds me of an inside joke.

at a lazer tag party, me and my friend were playing a really cheap but entertaining Star Wars game. and we had some trouble piloting (pilot=me).

so my other friend was watching us, and kept saying (in a high pitched pythonish way), "you're going the wrong way" with epmhisas on way.

if someone helps me put recorded sound up, I'll gladly give you a sample.

and no, the fluffy pillows have no effect on me.

ah ahm not supaman.

ah have no kreeptoniate.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:56 pm

Then it's time for . . . . BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!!!!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:03 pm

*vader voice, end o episode 3*


NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:23 pm

You know, Vader was only spooky because he had that spooky James Earl Jones Voice. What if it had been more like
"'Ello Luke. The Force is rather strong with you."
"Well, 'ow strong?"
"As strong as a small pony . . ." -- Eddie Izzard
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:25 pm

or we can skip right to the torture.

or wait, were in it.
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Postby fusiontortellini on Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:32 pm

Hey, I figured that vast "No" meant you'd confessed, and we could get on with something else.

But if you'd prefer more torture . . . :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:17 am

the no was a "no, anything but that" no.

just like WHAT DARTH FRIGGIN VADER SAID!

"no, anything but that, not amidalla!"

course, he's lucky he lasted that long with her.

seriuosly, he married his BABYSITTER in effect.
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Postby HPunster on Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:44 am

fusiontortellini wrote:You know, Vader was only spooky because he had that spooky James Earl Jones Voice. What if it had been more like
"'Ello Luke. The Force is rather strong with you."
"Well, 'ow strong?"
"As strong as a small pony . . ." -- Eddie Izzard

"Crikey! Check out the midichlorians on this fella!" or "Luke, Ah'm yer daddy! It's true, Ah tell you whut. Why don't Ah make us some sammiches an' we can go coon huntin' togther?"
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:46 pm

daym pa, its colder than a pigs wet thighs in space!

shore is son...
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Postby Solipsy on Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:01 pm

midichlorians ... I will not let go of my bitterness on this issue. I am 40. (my bitterness on THAT issue being a wholly separate matter) However, back to midichlorians... when I first saw Episode 4, which was just called STAR WARS, by the way, and starred a rag-tag bunch of unknown nobodies and was AWESOME... that was OUR movie!!! :x :x :x :x And The Force was NOT a virus like herpes. midichlorians???? WTF???? :roll: :roll: :roll: The Force was this amazing spiritual thing that anyone could have if they took the time to master it, learn it, discipline themselves... Did Lucas even WATCH his first movie???? Did he re-read what Obi-Wan tells Luke in the freakin' first place??? midichlorians my a**.

I'm gonna say it: "Episodes 1, 2, & 3" were a pointless waste of time. All of 'em. The franchise started tankin' with the introduction of the Ewoks, and it should have been left to rest in peace at the end of "Episode 6." Okay, so fine. So I'm a STAR WARS nutcase, and yeah, I watched 'em. They got my money. and I'm not giving back my action figures But I'm not happy about it. :x :x midichlorians- freakin' retarded... took away the possibility that a kid like I was... sitting there in the darkened theater... just might be able to invoke The Force. Nope, not anymore. Now you need herpes.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:10 pm

i think they were a small thing added in episode 1 to measure the force.

couldn't they just say he was strong with the force?

noooo! they have to make up some speical explination for the force! make it all cool sci-fi type thing.

Star Wars Sci-Fi is not.

now then. we will forget that episodes 1-3 ever existed.

except for Darth Maul. he kicks ass.
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Postby Solipsy on Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:41 pm

Good answer, young Jedi.
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